When we moved house we found an antique aquarium in the shed, so we’ve cleaned it up, and got some fish.
The fish have names - Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian, and (the small one) Diminished.
Aside from the small one, the only way I can tell them apart is their scales.
A man went for a job as a tool maker at an engineering workshop.
The interviewer asked if he could give an example which illustrated his suitability for the role.
He said " I have three children, two boys and a girl. All three weighed exactly 8lbs 4ozs at birth."
(sees confusion on inteviewers face)
“I am a precision grinder”
Aha, the man who continually complains about old stuff on this thread posts a joke that makes the hills seem young 
Have you any evidence that it has been posted here before?
Yes, I posted it way back. 
In my version the man had ten kids aged 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1. Identical punchline tho.
Well done, it seems that we have stumbled on the very rare occassion when you have noticed! 
Englishman: In Europe, we call it a lift.
American: In the US we call it an elevator.
Englishman: I think we were just raised differently.
