Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

MIght just be the oldest joke on the internet

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Don’t come on here having a go at me just cos your footie team has blown it :joy:

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He’s not an Arse fan is he?

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R1

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Yes, which is why I drink.

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Our dog has a history of refusing to go for walks.

It is her past of leash resistance.

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It’s all those photos of Max Moseley at his BDSM party isn’t it?

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I forwarded this to a mate who investigates (used to?) this kind of stuff when it goes Very Badly Wrong.

From his reaction I fear I may have shortened his life.

Only in Newfoundland’: Dildo, N.L., man captures phallic iceberg in Conception Bay . . .

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Saved in the special folder.

Half of my working life involved lifting heavy things, often into places that looked impossible to fit them in. If an apprentice had done that he would have been roasted alive by the slingers.

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