Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MGOwner]

[MGOwner]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Rob998]

[spacehopper]

[Kevin]

For @Jim on this special day

[Penance]

Whats the full contact number?

[Evets]

You play the bagpipes?

[2a3]

[Penance]

How hard can it be…

[johnny_s]

Depends how well you play Andy

[J_B]

The sous vide isn’t working as well as I had hoped.

[htm_1968]

Are you washing your cock in public?

[omsoc]

He might be ‘choking his chicken’

[J_B]

It’s a hen you bellend

[Sir_Franc]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Nicking this, as well.

[mickbald]

A whole lotta love went into that

[Kevin]

Looks like they are both in the Fletcher Memorial Home

[MrKettle]

Sherlock Holmes plants a tree in his garden. Watson comes round and asks what sort of tree it is, so Holnes replies “A lemon tree, dear Watson.”