Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Nicked… Wouldn’t it be awful if I accidentally shared this with acquaintances that regularly use the word? :grin::innocent:

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This was so sad.

But Jim has continued to write Garfield columns, so that’s OK. :heart:

(I do like Garfield. :grin: )

Easier just to ask them exactly what they mean by it.

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Or refer them to the tremendous Kathy Burke:

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There’s a sign in my local park that reads:

Please do not cycle on the grass. You may injure a young child or elderly person.

I’m annoyed about the cycling, but at least they’ve provided an alternative activity.

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Stitch this…

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You have… prior form for bad jokes.

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Channeling your inner @Jim again…

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Nicked … :joy:

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I don’t read Chinese, but I’m told this says “Today is a good day.”

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