I thought the jokes here were shite, but the ‘funniest joke’ at Edinburgh apparently is …
“I dated a zoo keeper, it turned out he was a cheetah”
Well that was the gist of it anyway, and that was the funniest at the Edinburgh fringe ffs, someones been eavesdropping in the nursery playground and stealing the under 5’s jokes.
So where did you spot it?
'twas in the Gruniard, I pressed paws and there it was.
You clawed your way out of that one well
Once the media have blanked the sweary and/or political and/or controversial ones there’s really nothing left. In 2016 Fin Taylor said
If you don’t know what Morris dancing is, imagine eight guys from the KKK got lost, ended up at gay pride and just tried to style it out.
but Dave reckoned it was beaten by
My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he’s a man after my own heart.
Just seen this beauty again - outstanding trolling.
Looking for a new car, a gorgeous Mercedes limousine came up for sale locally so I snapped it up. Bit more than I wanted to spend, but it’s beautiful, and so comfortable.
Unfortunately, I now can’t afford to pay to have someone drive me around in it.
All that money spent, and nothing to chauffeur it.
Have you tried Parker’s Guide?
The word “read” doing some remarkably heavy lifting in that sentence.
I’ve just bought a coffee table by Van Gogh.
I know it’s genuine as it has a bit of veneer missing.
Oof !