Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MGOwner]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[MGOwner]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]

[2a3]

[J_B]

[MrKettle]

[Professor_Chaos]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Went to a new restaurant for bulimics last night.

The place was heaving.

[Jim]

I hate busy restaurants - that would make me throw up my hands in despair…

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Knew you’d be along with a gag…

[octh]

Must have been a reflex

[johnny_s]

[htm_1968]

[Chops54]

[SCIDB]

[Sir_Franc]

[Turningjapanese]

Can’t be arsed to read the thread but welcome and did someone mention puns are very popular

[Professor_Chaos]

@Turningjapanese

puns are very popular

Mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender - Sorry, we don’t serve mushrooms.

Mushroom - It’s all good. I’m a fun guy.

Bartender - I already told you, we don’t serve mushrooms.

Mushroom- No, it’s a pun. Get it? Fungi - fun guy.

Bartender - Get the fuck out of my bar.