Al least there’s a blanket handy to cover the corpse.
Yes!
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Enough of that political nonsense stinking out the Landfill. This is more the level expected of this dumpster fire of a thread:
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I’m getting a parking ticket but I really want a hoilday because it would be better than a holiday. Toliet roll might be nice too and make a lovely change from toilet roll.
FFFS!!!
Using all letters - Promotion,Lottery win,Trip to disney, Money then Fired and Debt
@Jim, is this the new hardline austerity policy? No wanking now because after Brexit you’ll be completely and utterly fucked.
A Goldfish
Cat
Nothing
Pregnant.
Looks like I’ll end up with a fucking cat ffs.
Ok, I’ll fall for it,
New phone - don’t need one
Promotion - don’t work
New fella - 
New house - yeah right. I might get rid of one, but there will definitely be no new one.
I think it needs some work 
Trip to Disney
Promotion
Toilet roll
Fired.
Hmm.
Andrex filming an advert in Florida, you unexpectedly get offered the lead part. Unfortunately, whilst on the roller coaster, you shit yourself on camera and get sent home.
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My first two letters were Pregnant and Fired
I stopped looking after that 
Miriam told me to fuck off with that!
