What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
Sometimes I read a text or a post online and think âWhat a psycho!â
And then I press âSendâ.
Spotted at a station I donât usually visit, sure @Kevin would be proud of the pedant who corrected the sign.
At least they spelt âcupboardâ correctly
Callie was was a prostitute, but sheâd managed to keep kept it a secret from her family and especially her grandmother, who she loved very much.
One day the police raided the brothel where she worked, took all the girls outside and made them line up on the sidewalk.
Shortly afterwards Callieâs grandma came by, saw her standing in the line, went over and asked, âWhy are you standing in line here, dear?"
Still unwilling to let her grandma know the truth, Callie told her the police were passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some.
âWhy, thatâs awfully nice of them. I think Iâll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A cop was going down the line collecting the personal information of all the prostitutes.
When he got to grandma, he was shocked and exclaimed, âWow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it, old girl?â
Grandma smiled and replied, âOh, itâs easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck âemâ dry.â
The natural unit for speed is indeed miles per hour. The exception is if you are flying a spacecraft. Then itâs feet per second. If proof were needed, the speed of light in vacuum is within 2% of one billion feet per second.
Except if you are on water
Where 1knot = 1 nmph
You are very nauty Kev 
Unfathomably pedanticâŚ
Yeah, but heâs very deep, see?
Something Fishy about someone who tries so hard to School others yet still ends-up Floundering⌠