Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[htm_1968]

Moving swiftly from cunts to arseholes:

[Jim]

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[Pilgrim]

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[chelseadave]

Advent calendar

[Kevin]

@chelseadave

Advent calendar

From the very beginning of the Internet

[Ciderpig]

Full circle. Close the internet!

[htm_1968]

Drugs are baaad, mmmm’kay?

[Nick_Dartmoor]

@Pilgrim

I laughed about this so much yesterday, it made my face hurt.

[mickbald]

Not sure a joke is appropriate but this came from my old army mates so …

Makes you proud to be British / Polish / ex con.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

We wouldn’t be British if we didn’t laugh at tragedy and disaster.

It’s nearly as valid an act of defiance as twatting some religious psychopath with a dead whale’s canine.

The whole snowflake mentality can get to fuck.

[htm_1968]

This one is ancient and snowflake unfriendly yet raises a snigger ever now and then:

[malbec]

When she was younger, I hope

[Rob998]

Ageist.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Rob998]

@malbec

When she was alive, I hope

Necrophiliastist.

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[mickbald]

It’s a a joke …

… I think.