I break out in cold sweats thinking about having to return to a real office environment. When I’m at work I like to, you know, work. I don’t care what you did at the weekend, who’s fucking who, what happened on coronation st or any other inane office banter round the kettle or water cooler.
If I need to talk to you or you need to talk to me about work then I have all the time in the world but try to engage me about little Jemma’s ballet lessons or Tarquins violin prodigy and you can get all the way to fuck.
I hate the cliquey, office politics, Friday pint mentality of most of the places I’ve worked. If I need to join you in the bogs to rail coke in order to be on the pay rise list then I’m quiet quitting until I find a better job.
Working from home has cut all this bullshittery ot of my career. Now I’m at my desk at the required time, talk to people on teams or my mobile about work and then go about my life afterwards. Not being stuck in traffic for an hour is also a bonus.
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What will the Dutch do after they’ve won the world cup?
Turn off the Playstation.
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When I was a baby my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager.
It wasn’t until I was 18 that I realised I’d been fostered.
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JEBUS-FUCKING-H-CHRIST !!!
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I thought that you ended up in some dodgy trading, having been ForEx’d as a babe
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You can 4X off for that.
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Must have been a bitter pil(s) to swallow…
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You deserve to be canned for that one…
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No doubt he had his ring pulled.
Perhaps we should stop ferkin around with beer jokes? 
Before the mods tell us to hop-it…?
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Flaggon a dead horse here. Someone call last orders on this one before they get bitter.
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Thank you, just got banned from the pub.
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