Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MJ2]

Said no conscious woman to a Meatman, ever.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[htm_1968]

[octh]

[spacehopper]

[Chops54]

[Sir_Franc]

[J_B]

I’ll get me coat

[sam68]

Here, or the air fryer thread?

[MrKettle]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[malbec]

That’s just summed up my Christmas

[MonitorGold10]

[TMC]

[68rednose]

Not sure if it should be here or in the proud dad thread:
when our youngest (15, German/Dutch bilingual) saw me eat müsli every morning for breakfast, she thought I was a cereal killer.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Report to the cockpunching thread to collect what’s coming to you…

[SCIDB]

[Professor_Chaos]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

Chelsea Dave Memorial Oldie

My personal fave

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Sir_Franc]