Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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S’quid pro quo, innit.

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Yep, she was a sucker for punishment :+1:

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I’m Kraken-up at that one! :octopus:

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It was supposed to say ‘flickers’ when I wrote it, my manager has made me do it again……

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Perhaps he knows you better than yourself :grin:

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Modern evolution….

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The fact that Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently should bother Americans much more than it does.

Pronouncing words that end in ‘ough’ - cough, bough, rough, dough, through, though…

Is the “S” or “C” in scent silent?

Why does fridge have a “D” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t?

Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same but Joey and Joe aren’t?

You can drink a drink but you can’t food a food.

The word “queue” is just a Q followed by four silent letters.

Why is a “w” called a “Double-U” when it is clearly a "Double-V’?

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Loughborough could justifiably be pronounced “lowbrow”.

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We’ve all been bored and had an inappropriate wank.

Also ghoti can be pronounced as fish.

Had some balls that lad :rofl:

HAD being rather apt.

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Never been that bored. Traditionalism has its merits.

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This is worrying.
Humans haven’t been using robots for very long.

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