Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Must be close though…getting nervous?

She must be :rofl:

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Nope. All good.

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Haven’t you got something dead to fanny about with? :face_with_monocle:

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He’s modding whilst making a coffee. Assuming 2 brews a day, that’s over 12 hours worth of modding a day.

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He must have upped output :rofl:

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Ha ha - that reminds me of last Monday. I picked Alice up from Stanstead in the Panny after her weekend in Rome. I’d not had the car for a month and collected it on the Friday after she flew out.
On the journey back from the airport, I said “It’s good to have my baby back” and she replied “awww thanks Dad” :rofl::rofl:

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I bet you didn’t correct her…:innocent:

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Coincidentally, Shaun Ryder looks more and more like Brian Glover each time I see him on the telly.

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A bumper sticker seen locally.
VACCINATE YOUR VAGINA GREMLINS

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Two caterpillars on a leaf, and a butterfly flies past… Sheesh… you’d never get me up in one of those, says one to the other.

I tha hang yew.

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I tried calling the tinnitus help line, but it just kept ringing.

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If the earth really was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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