cunts nicked mah meme!
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I’m not so sure Ernie is that interested in female virgins…
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I doubt he is too picky to be honest. Alive, dead, boy, girl, animal, vegetable or mineral…
y’know
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What’s green and smells of pork?
Kermit’s fingers.
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How times change. In years gone by truly high stakes poker was played for Scalford muffins. It really documents the national decline that loo roll is approaching muffin level prices and scarcity.
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At least I’ve actually seen and Witnessed loo roll - Scalford Muffins are kin to Nessie and Bigfoot in terms of tangibility to us mere mortals, beyond Unobtainium, the stuff of legend… 
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If you cut back on buying every watch in the world, you too would be able to afford a muffin. Well, maybe not a whole one. Quarter, perhaps.
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Price must’ve dropped massively then! 
