Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Ask and you shall receive

The usual assumption is that Cain and Abel married their sisters. (Later this was forbidden by the Old Testament, but was necessary at the beginning of the human race.)

Don’t be sidetracked by questions like this, however …

… er … right. Or not. Actually if you come from some parts of the Bible belt it might not seem all that forbidden. Lot’s daughters got their dad drunk and then had sex with him (Genesis 19:30-38). Perhaps this is where the expression “rum lot” comes from ?

VB

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Not restricted to the bile belt…

Nicely done sir :+1:

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Why would God ask Cain where Abel was I thought he saw everything?

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Well ain’t that a motherfucker.

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God was so offended by the eating of shellfish that he laid down law against it but he was totally cool with slavery and even gives rules for the purchasing and treatment of said slaves. Watching bible-thumpers squirm trying to explain that one is usually good for a larf.

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Just as well that the god of the Christian bible is a caricature of the real One.

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The old ones …

Man takes LSD and plays with his hamster

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Overheard at his funeral : I don’t know why it ripped him to shreds, he loved that bear like a son :thinking:

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Picture taken from my bedroom :weary:

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