Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Diane Abbott eat your heart out…

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At last, a worthy challenger! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Diane Abbott gets flustered remembering stats under pressure in an interview.

Priti Patel had to read a number off a page.

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I take it back. She’s a bloody sham. An amateur. An impostor. A cunt.

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Smug, self consumed careerist.

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3rd or is it 4th outing?

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Meh…

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Jan is laughing, with a plan. We’ve put in 44 years so far

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I believe one or two on here should appreciate this one:

I used to be in a band called The Hinges,

We supported The Doors in the 60s.

I definitely heard those on our walk through Lincombe farmland yesterday (from a farmer who had deliberately obscured / destroyed public footpath signs.

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