Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

[htm_1968]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

It’s the single most Australian thing I’ve ever seen

You’ve had such a sheltered life you delicate little Possum. I almost envy you.

[MGOwner]

You gotta have something for the Missus.

[MrKettle]

Only if white wine counts as a soft drink.

[Valvebloke]

Sherry, surely

CASTLEMAINE XXXX Sherry Ad 1986

VB

[2a3]

I had to think twice about posting because it is a fence sieve.

[Waxy]

It’s the wrong day for that sort of thing. Please check your colander.

With apologies to Spinal Tap…

[Jim]

@Waxy

It’s the wrong day for that sort of thing. Please check your colander.

[htm_1968]

[chelseadave]

[Kevin]

That must be his second jab, that joke was on here 12 weeks ago!

[htm_1968]

@Kevin

That must be his second jab, that joke was on here 12 weeks ago!

Second wave?

[chelseadave]

I thought it looked familiar.

[MrKettle]

[hoopsontoast]

Jamie (BlueChicane)

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Never apologise Dave - you’re giving the Great Unlifed some straw of existential meaning to grasp at…

[2a3]

Or most of the lurkers hereabouts…

[2a3]

Went to see my doctor about increasing paranoia.

The receptionist gave me a form to complete and said everyone would be out to get me shortly.

[Kevin]

I am not paranoid, I know that not everyone is out to get me.
There is only one person out to get me.
But everyone else knows who it is and they are not telling