Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

The man who invented the speed boat has unfortunately passed away. His funeral is on Friday 10am followed by a wake.

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What do fish know about shoes, other than soles of course ?

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Bad news in the bird world from California.

A flock of Terns landed in a field of medical marijuana and ate all the plants.

The birds will be fine, but no Tern was left unstoned.

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I think I first heard that joke from an ‘RSPB spokesman’ 25 years ago.
So perfectly suitsble for this thread :grinning:

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“fanny like an empty headlock”

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