The man who invented the speed boat has unfortunately passed away. His funeral is on Friday 10am followed by a wake.
What do fish know about shoes, other than soles of course ?
Bad news in the bird world from California.
A flock of Terns landed in a field of medical marijuana and ate all the plants.
The birds will be fine, but no Tern was left unstoned.
I think I first heard that joke from an ‘RSPB spokesman’ 25 years ago.
So perfectly suitsble for this thread
“fanny like an empty headlock”