I thought it looked familiar. 
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Never apologise Dave - you’re giving the Great Unlifed some straw of existential meaning to grasp at…
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Went to see my doctor about increasing paranoia.
The receptionist gave me a form to complete and said everyone would be out to get me shortly.
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I am not paranoid, I know that not everyone is out to get me.
There is only one person out to get me.
But everyone else knows who it is and they are not telling 
There’s an old tale that Keith Urban and John Legend once formed a duo. Not sure how true it is. - Craig Deeley
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Doh, it’s an Urban Legend
(Note to self - check which thread I’m reading before posting 
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To celebrate being able to eat-out tonight I’ve booked a table at a Fetish Restaurant.
I plan to get toed-in-the-hole 
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