There is a vas deferens between getting a vasectomy and just thinking about it.
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Does the little man badge really say ‘poop on me’ ?
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I’ve now got A-Ha as an earworm
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Oh that is properly shit - good effort 
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The true genius of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time people hear ‘Pavlov’ they think of a dog.
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A fat b’stard after me own heart. 
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Wait! Wut?
You’ve made my day!
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Brilliant
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I found a recipe from Morocco for dinner rolls.
It called for fresh thyme but I only had old dried stuff. I used it anyway.
As it turned out, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll.
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Shame on you. 
You’re better than this.