Would have to be JANA <\pedant off>
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Mrs F is a new discovery for me. She’s a kindergarten teacher who makes videos talking to politicians the way she does her kindergarten kids.
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A Chinese restaurant has been hit with a £10k electricity bill, they said they can’t turn off all the lights, but they do dim sum.
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Oi! I got banned for less!!! Bluddy corrupt officials! 
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Oi ! You gave up the role 
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TBF it gave me up 
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These two came first and second. Comedy is dead.
“I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.”
“Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery?”
FFS 