Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

Dave Chappelle on SNL. How did he get away with this!

Because

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Because he’s brilliant. Doesn’t always make me laugh but nearly always makes me think.

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I wish I didn’t taste so nice.

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Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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The Mass of Palestinian-citizen “X” is but 38 days away -

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Did you know that the largest species of cockroach is called the longipennis?

When we lived in Houston there was an annual ‘biggest cockroach’ contest. They were picky about what they would accept. Entries would routinely be rejected on the basis of “That’s not a cockroach, that’s a Palmetto bug”. Some of the Palmetto bugs I passed on the pavement on my nightly walk home were huge.

A ‘biggest thing’ contest in Texas… surprise :smiley:

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Big roaches / small entom skills, since PBs are definitely cockroaches, albeit godfearing, Trump-voting, good-old-boy, native cockroaches…