You’re very likely right.
But the people running the contest probably look like this
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100% keyboard warrior here… 
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What did the drummer call his two daughters?
Anna One
Anna Two.
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A man went to the movies and was surprised when an elderly lady with a large terrier dog sat next to him.
Throughout the movie, the man became more surprised, and then amazed, as the dog laughed at all the funny parts of the movie.
Afterwards he went to his car, and saw the lady getting into a beautiful MG sports car.
He approached and explained his amazement at how the pup appeared to enjoy the film.
“I’m surprised too” said the lady. “He hated the book.”
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Erm, have you looked at the other ‘ads’?
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I want to know what is under the ‘Vagrancy’ section of the classifieds 
Step away feom the pie and chips, they’re mine! 
The man who invented the speed boat has unfortunately passed away. His funeral is on Friday 10am followed by a wake.
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