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I read Chewbecky and assumed it was an instruction.
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The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.
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What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
When he gets a sweater - but he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner…
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Yeah, you deserved that FB ban…
I woz algorithmed 
‘T-shirt’ is actually an abbreviation of ‘Tyrannosaurus shirt.’
Because of the short arms.
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I resemble that remark…
Uncomfortable wank forthcuming 
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Ban yourself before you beat yourself, there’s a good chap.
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