The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive of course 
. But distinguishing novel insight from utter bollocks has, from time to time, been tricky
By coincidence my topological mate and his wife owned a property in rural southern France for a while. We had a few holidays there. The Bogdanovs lived in the nearby chateau that once controlled the entire area.
They’ve even left their mark in contemporary slang - to “get bogged” is to have bad or excessive plastic surgery 
Fuck off cunts more cat memes less thinky stuff
They used the wrong nails.
That’s actually one of your better ones.
If you liked it then I know it was really poor… 
Just sent that to my dad as he’s a huge Roy Orbison fan
Him – what’s that?
Me – it’s joke
Him – don’t get it?
Me – it’s a play on Uber and Roy Orbison
Him – what’s Uber?
fuck old people
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I cannot tell you, Father. I don’t want to sully her reputation.”
“Well Joey, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, Father, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Pirano?”
“My lips are sealed. It is a secret I shall carry forever.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father! I cannot tell you!”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire your loyalty. But you have sinned and you must atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now leave, and behave better in future.”
Joey walks back to his pew, head held high. His friend Franco slides across and whispers “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation, and five good leads.”
I accidentally took my cats medicine this morning.
Don’t ask meow.
Smoking is bad for you and can cause disease.
Bacon is bad for you and eating it can cause disease.
But smoking bacon… Will cure it. 
That’s older than the internet.
Fits right in.
Clive: “Let’s form a band!”
Ulrika: “How will we chose our name?”
Nigel: “We could do like ABBA did?”
Tracey: “Bad idea”
Pot: meet Kettle
