This ever-so-humorous piece of humour brought to you all, but especially to @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion
This is my ghost: died laughing; you’ll be hearing from my legal team…
Cheltenham inspired horse-puns ahoy!
Could do some art with that - still life maybe
Heard they are having a hard time shifting them.
Maybe because it is not their usual offer.
You wouldn’t go to WH Smiths for some trackie bottoms!
(Or it could just be shit and kids don’t use all that stuff on their laptop anymore)
Stationary… shifting.
Never a good joke if you have to explain it
In my defence I am only half way through my first coffee of the day!
Horse walks into a Dublin bar
Horse- Barman give me a pint of Guinness and a large vodka. Been dancing reels and jigs all day since 7am this morning.
Barman - why the long Fèis?
Would be funnier if St Patrick had turned to stone as well.
Popeye had been to the supermarket to buy a can of his favourite vegetable and was on his way home when he bumped into John Cleese.
Cleese: “I want to examine that can.”
Popeye: “I won’t let you.”
Cleese: “I demand to examine that can.”
Popeye: “You can’t. It’s mine. I bought it.”
Cleese: “What’s that got to do with it?”
Popeye: “Nobody inspects the Spinach acquisition!”