Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

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Tomorrow is that time of year.

So remember, never buy flowers from a monk.

Only you can prevent florist friars.

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Just got fired from my job working at a keyboard factory.

They claimed I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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Ffs, I’ll shift you into the banned bin in a minute. :weary:

My Mexican friend has just been prescribed anxiety medication. They are for Hispanic attacks.

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So you will give him a Break and Ctrl when he can Return?

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Romance is alive and well on St Valentine’s Eve:

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Not topical but it made me snigger…

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

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