Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes

How do you find sheep in tall grass?

Irresistible

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You old romantic, you.

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Liked and shared. Because bad mood reasons. :star_struck:

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And that’s the most middle-class joke we’re likely to see this month :+1:

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Pretty sure it was also the most middle class joke we saw last month too

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Maximum overWaitrose…

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I recall the first accounting of this was on slate, using chalk left over from the creation of the penis of the Cerne Abbas Giant.

After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.
The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on, she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry-list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, the therapist (who, BTW, is a man), got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and told him, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf!”

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Jesus that one is as old as the hills

Which isn’t that old when, like Terry, you remember when those hills were mountains…

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Mountains before the waters receded.

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I hate you lot :unamused:

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