Financial advisers

Im in need of a registered financial adviser. This forum reaches all corners, can anybody recommend someone they trust, i know thats any oxymoron but im all ears…

I know quite a good one, but is there anything specific that you are looking for help with?

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I’ll actually be in need of one, too.

One of my pensions matures early next year. It’s not a lot, but was set up to mature when I hit 55 (unlike me) and retire :rofl:

Well, that ain’t gonna be happening, but a bit of advice is probably a good idea.

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:thinking: I would like the possibility of the value of my investment to go up, as well as down.

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:laughing:

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Depends upon geographical location surely? Mine is West Yorkshire based but does travel and is very good, recommended to me by a bloke I really trust.