Flat roof cost

Does this work with marriages too?

Mine may be coming to an end if this bloody front room doesn’t get finished.

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Plumber in never-ending bodged job leading to irate client shocker!

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It’s taking shape. One last wall to skim, render to inside of builders opening…

Paint. Stove in. Light.

Make love.

Don’t forget to miss coat the walls first.If you don’t,your ceiling will explode.

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I’m watering down the emulsion as we speak.

I want a dark coloured ceiling to highlight the coving. Emma doesn’t. Emma has no imagination.

Don’t be like Emma.

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What colours?

Euphemism?

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Was thinking a browny type for the ceiling and then a light contrast for the walls. Coving white, opening white, skirting white.

The fresh plaster looked great against the coving on the ceiling until it dried.

Ours started on the 28th of November, and after three failed attempts, we have a functioning bathroom, but with the wrong parts.
Finished with the company, balanced not paid, and have considered taking them to small claims court, for the initial amount.
Complete muppets.

Are you doing the painting?

Wheye aye. It’s fresh smooth walls. What could possibly go wrong. :upside_down_face:

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I’d paint the coving first,then cut in the walls and ceiling

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Gratuitous builders opening.

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You’ll wish you’d painted the ceiling white after an hour or 2 of cutting in

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Is the angelic Ms Spatchcock ready to step in & fill the breach?

Angelic you say?

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Would she be as interested in ceiling colour schemes as Emma seems to be?

A glass or two of prosecco and she’ll have an opinion on anything.

As an aside … if anyone is looking to buy a stove try these folk. Brilliant service, ordered an hour ago and delivered tomorrow morning.

https://www.stovesareus.co.uk/stoves.html

Shit name tho.

There is a kebab shop in west London run by a Phil Stovesareus

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