A fox has taken to marking his/her territory on my brand new, very expensive front doorstep every night.
Never did it on the knackered old doorstep, did you, you twat.
Anyhow, I would like to canvass opinion on how to deter an urban fox. I’d rather not use some kind of plug-in gizmo. Is there something like a particular plant that they don’t like?
Perhaps you could leave him the menu for Oblix and he’d take his sophisticated & casual pleasures elsewhere. A steak for £178 is bound to be tempting. Some of it may be left by the bins.