Our front door is a bit fucked and I had better get my arse in gear and sort it out.
It’s old, possibly original, and made of hard resinous pinewood with fairly fiddly mouldings on the outside:
What I want to do in an ideal world is:
A1. remove unsound paint, (I have a heat gun and detail sander)
A2. make good the rot,
A3. fill cracks with something flexible and long-lasting,
A4. treat any exposed wood with rot-preventer,
A5. replace mild steel drop hinges with plain SS so it doesn’t swing shut on its own,
A6. level it back into the frame a bit better, (frame & door have both shifted)
A7. new 5-lever lock/latch unit that moves the handle further from the jamb
A8. add a drip ledge (oak?),
A9. repaint,
A10. and A11: not have to do this shit again for at least another 10 years by which time I will be conveniently dead…
What I don’t want to do:
B1. make any new timber bits (not enough tools or know-how),
B2. strip it completely (dip’n’strip especially not, because they are cunts),
B3. take it off to do all the work unless I absolutely have to,
B4. use brass fittings - sure they’re trad, but they’re too damn soft
I know some of you cunts are pretty damned Handy, while I don’t have too much experience, nor a wealth of tools, (I fucking hate DIY, but can’t get decent trades to even show-up most of the time), so some practical suggestions would be appreciated (to save the usual threadcrap let’s take it as read that, a. I’m a cunt and Rong about everything, always, and, b. I can go and fuck myself).
Not interested in what was traditional, I want what will last well and not be a total cunt to use.
Any suggestions for:
C1. a brand of hinge that is well made?
C2. a rot preventer that will not affect overlying paintstuffs
C3. A good and readily available brand of oil based undercoat and topcoat gloss paint that will adhere well to a mix of wood, fillers, old paints which may well be oil and water based
C4. brand or model of 5 lever (or better) surface mount lock/latch units?
Churz!