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Trampled by Turtles at Hare & Hounds was one of my favourite gigs
Sorry you must have confused me with your lonely adolescence there grandad 
People found me interesting because I was a musician. I also had access to drugs. I doubt that gymnastics were quite so “street”. The drugs bit however…
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Stopped reading right there because it just wasn’t remotely believable.
You really have post rationalised just what a boring cunt you are as some kind of sad coping mechanism
Besides which you like prog so you’re just so uncool and always have been 
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Meh!
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I’m going to bed now but yellow Ernie will be along at some point to continue pointing out your inadequacies.
Meh!
There is a recent pervading miasma of mung bean and tofu based overcompensation on this thread 
. I’m sure you were a marvellous example of Linda Macartney-fuelled masculinity in your prime, a veritable carrot-stained Casanova amongst the flower of Brum’s mid-1980’s womanly distractions.
As for @MGOwner, he was a drummer so nothing you can say will affect him, as he won’t understand.
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You’re a fucking mung bean 
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I surrender in the face of such an overwhelming display of wit.
I just put it in terms I thought you’d be able to grasp.
Hah and he had the cheek to try to pass himself off as a musician. Roadie at best 
Cunts 
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The first couple of EPs were brilliant, but that concept album, yech.
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Sprouts of Wrath?
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‘Turnip or turn it loose’ on 12” was their dance floor filler.
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I wanted to go to this but leaving for France for a wedding feast. Gutted
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I’m going to the Macka B though
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