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Fresh peas + hand churned salted butter and a dash of clotted cream placed through a potato ricer then sprinkled with fresh (torn not chopped) mint is a thing of wander
Home made tartar sauce with chunky bits of wally is also one of the finest things to coat a chip in
Buying a pie form a fish and chip shop is akin to buying Durex from a machine in the Vatican. If you want a pie go to Menzies (and eat it the right way up with vinegar and liquor.
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