Enough already, I am sure he can read the forum for himself
Fawning cunts
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Hes famous for crashing a car in ikea?
Fuck off.
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Love it when you get rough.
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how much glue?
You missed the assault course. I seem to remember, there was drink involved, that a plumber had been dispatched to fix a leak the night before. He and I retired to the pub.
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More recently there have been weekenders at Lopwell Barn on the Devon/Cornwall border and at Hornby Laithe Barn close to the Yorks/Lancs border. There are photos of some of us in the respective threads e.g.
No-one died and hardly anyone was injured.
VB
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VB is bottom of wrong way ascent, behind @SAP7 and @murrayjohnson, RHS - before he sensibly took the easier route up the LHS
I have something else in mind for 2019…
First AA ascent of Nanga Parbat in wellies, first naked ascent of Annapurna?
Hmmm, wellies… thinks…
I’ve just realised, Settle 2019 is the weekend of my 50th birthday… 
You had better make a fuss of me, you cunts.
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There did seem to be a nice circular waterfalls walk to the NW of where the barn is. I’d need to look it up again.
Well we’ll certainly make a cunt of you, whilst not being fussy.
Will that do?
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(Don’t) worry, we’ll think of something…
Senile old cunt
I can make a cunt of myself, I don’t require any assistance. As for being fussy, that is a luxury that all of us on here has lost a long, long time ago…
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Me too. It’s my 66th. So last year was my 65th and none of you cunts noticed.
I might not have mentioned it though tbh.
I’ll bring cake!
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Excellent. I’ll try not to ruin the curry this time.
Was sworn to secrecy. 
Ooops!
You should make a cake, with one of your own favourite ingredients (not just tea or honey, obvs…, something, erm, herbal?)
Actually, I reckon a tea/honey Mary Jane cake could be awesome, if done right…
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Mary Anne cake is good too. Pretty sure these lads know a thing or two about it:
