how much glue?
You missed the assault course. I seem to remember, there was drink involved, that a plumber had been dispatched to fix a leak the night before. He and I retired to the pub.
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More recently there have been weekenders at Lopwell Barn on the Devon/Cornwall border and at Hornby Laithe Barn close to the Yorks/Lancs border. There are photos of some of us in the respective threads e.g.
No-one died and hardly anyone was injured.
VB
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VB is bottom of wrong way ascent, behind @SAP7 and @murrayjohnson, RHS - before he sensibly took the easier route up the LHS
I have something else in mind for 2019ā¦
First AA ascent of Nanga Parbat in wellies, first naked ascent of Annapurna?
Hmmm, welliesā¦ thinksā¦
Iāve just realised, Settle 2019 is the weekend of my 50th birthdayā¦ 
You had better make a fuss of me, you cunts.
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There did seem to be a nice circular waterfalls walk to the NW of where the barn is. Iād need to look it up again.
Well weāll certainly make a cunt of you, whilst not being fussy.
Will that do?
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(Donāt) worry, weāll think of somethingā¦
Senile old cunt
I can make a cunt of myself, I donāt require any assistance. As for being fussy, that is a luxury that all of us on here has lost a long, long time agoā¦
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Me too. Itās my 66th. So last year was my 65th and none of you cunts noticed.
I might not have mentioned it though tbh.
Iāll bring cake!
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Excellent. Iāll try not to ruin the curry this time.
Was sworn to secrecy. 
Ooops!
You should make a cake, with one of your own favourite ingredients (not just tea or honey, obvsā¦, something, erm, herbal?)
Actually, I reckon a tea/honey Mary Jane cake could be awesome, if done rightā¦
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Mary Anne cake is good too. Pretty sure these lads know a thing or two about it:
Glastonbury 1990, African Head Charge, and lots of space cake. 
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