Hot & Furious Buns - 2026

I woz robbed!!! :thinking:

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Flatliner Buns - for those who believe Jesus never came back to life…

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Trolled by the Easter Bunny -

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Looking forward to first Easter egg made of HXB.

Had my first hxb of the year yesterday from the coop. Pretty decent toasted

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Looks dry. Needs tea

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Nowhere near enough butter.
If you don’t leave tooth marks…

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Stealth troll. Chapeau
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Agnostic slightly pissed off buns?

For fuck sakes don’t put them close to or let them touch standard HXB’s innit! :high_voltage:

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Using bum-ointment for spread AND stingy with it!

Nein! / 10

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I would like to thank no one — not a single mortal soul, not even a passing woodland spirit — for toasting this year’s Bunfest into a damp, flickering carnival of unmitigated woe, moral slippage, and highly margerined sin,

Somewhere between the third bun and the quiet collapse of basic decency, we definitely crossed something — a threshold or a line or just… something — and now we’re all just sort of standing in it,

I can only assume you’re all as quietly, unsettlingly pleased about this outcome as I am,

So yes, here’s to next year, when the buns achieve sentience and we are finally held accountable :heart_hands:

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You must speak for yourself, fella; on this side of the pond and north of the border, standards are being upheld :smiling_face_with_horns:

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Hang on. I’ve just got back from my local Sainsbury’s and they’ve still got HXBs in the end of aisle bakery rack. The remaining chocolate eggs are generously marked down, but the buns ain’t.

True: A valiant effort, Mr Husky. Sadly overrun by cheese pervs, plate snobs, Marj bois, and other recidivists. Stay strong

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Did you find a high explosive butter Easter egg? Should have distinctive mouthfeel.

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I made some hot cross buns from Elizabeth Davids reciepe with my new Thai wife Malee as I am trying to educate her with English reciepes.Apologies about being a week late.But I have been extremely active.



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