God only knows I deserve one 
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Oh there you are… thought I could smell cabbage.
Crackerjack 
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Tempted into goggling.
“Green goo is good for you.”
I was going to suggest Gone With The Wind, but I didn’t want Jim to think it was his fault.
VB
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Have you suffered a brain injury?
The world is a stage. 
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I very nearly did some work, fucked it off to start a viral nana swallow challenge instead
Girl two is cheating - I’m apoplectic !
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It’s worse than that. Girl one’s caught you with the old ‘telescopic banana’ gag. The whole thing collapses down to 1.5".
VB
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This cruel world is full of trickery
I guess that’s a metaphor for something…
Best get one of these Stu, just in case 
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If there’s never been a Ginger Queen, there’s one now.
got a link ?
Errrrrr …
VB
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Yes, I know, I know, I was perfectly aware of that, but it wouldn’t have worked without the If !
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