Canât expect your phone to know words like that!
Not very well though, its a bit obvious. Perhaps it doesnât matter if youâre trying to appeal to the kind of plum who attaches self worth to having a car with a bigger number than the next guy
Itâs the way the car industry is going, mostly for emissions and low road/company car tax. Expect the next generation 330i to be a 1-litre triple with six turbochargers.
HmmmmâŚmy Mrsâ Fiesta is a 3 cyl 1 litre turboâŚand itâs fucking brilliant!
Enjoy it whilst you still can
P.s Our neighbour has one and itâs a go-kart
Styled by Joan Rivers plastic surgeon? That is a fucking minger, BMW made nice looking cars- once upon a time
Horrible looking car, wtf have they done?
I bet it is. And I bet it will continue to be right up until the point the engine explodes ina a shower of oil and bearings at 68,455 miles!
ErrâŚitâs not a Land Rover!
Does that have a bearing on the matter?
You do have to wonder how long the 125 bhp version is going to last lugging around a lardy Mondeo!
Fuck me, you can get a Bentley Continental fur under ÂŁ20k now.
Less than a Ford Fiesta, well not quiteâŚ
Quicker than your porker, despite being eight times its weight
In a straight line, maybe
Down, certainly
about the same mpg as leadfoot Peteâs porker too
I reckon itâd suit you perfectly.
Youâre right, I do actually like it. Couldnât afford to run it though
Chuck some private plates it and noone will ever know youâre driving around permanently on edge, dredding the engine management lightâs orange glow illuminating the dash.