See, that’s the problem with this place; we’re just spoilt for choice.
Fat fingers hovering over the delete thread button…
Pffftt. Empty threats.
ftfy
Maybe he could create a script that automatically deleted a random post in a thread as soon as the word “cat” is posted into it. Could be fun.
One of these muppets will mis-spell cat as cunt in the script and take out the whole forum again.
Categorically… oops, shit.
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Unbelievably, our cat Marble has become wedged under the rear of my beemer…
…the fire brigade are presently trying to extract him! 
What a palaver !!?!
Edit - He’s out…
Took them 25 minutes!
Shame AGrail wasn’t there. He’s a dab hand with a jack.
VB
Hope he’s okay, dappy animal 
Yeah, he’s fine… …
Not sure how my car’s going to run now though…with the cat removed…
Ithangyew…
It won’t purr, like it used to.


