I’d ban the use of mobile phones in public places (including streets) other than for emergency phone calls.
I’d also make it compulsory for any new builds to have either solar panels or a garden on the roof.
What would you do?
I’d ban the use of mobile phones in public places (including streets) other than for emergency phone calls.
I’d also make it compulsory for any new builds to have either solar panels or a garden on the roof.
What would you do?
Make all members of parliament live on the minimum wage for a year or two.
Christ, is that actually a thing?
Going to have to get me some of that.
Yep, only available in Asda but is crack in a jar
Lower taxes by taking the wheels off.
The power would go to my head. I’d find the best female ninja assassin in MI6 and task her with neutralising Trump.
I’d find the money for more Coppers to be out patrolling the motorways and simultaneously triple the fine for holding a mobile phone while driving. Return on investment should be pretty quick.
Extra parking police near schools.
Three park like a cunt offences and your 4x4 gets taken away and you walk the kids to school.
Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag (with dance moves) as national anthem.
No way !
Same as that.
I want this. I want it now.
Every house would be required, legally, to own a copy of Noel Gallagher and The High Flying Bird’s latest orgasmically monumental new masterpiece Album.
Off. You. Fuck.
Quoted so we can ram this down your throat at every opportunity
This.
Don’t worry, it’ll be on Discogs in a few days.
Quite right too. Every house needs a novelty toilet seat.
WANK!