The spirit of Christmas died right there ^^^
Indeed,also told them the tooth fairy used to be a hooker 
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Terri has an App on her phone . Santa rings and and speaks to Marley. Reinforces that she has to be a good girl etc. Her face genuinely lights up.
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The thing about deception is to try and keep as close to the truth as possible. With this in mind I have told fruits of loin 1 and 2 that Santa lives in Ilford and he gets very cross if you meddle with his or any adults toys or sit in his / their chairs…I would never have arrived at such a boon without the help, care and support of AA Butchers .
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Phones were around when you were a kid? 
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He is not dead but asleep.
Yes, they were relatively new but we did have them.
Presumably your family would engage a boy to take a note or had stamps come along by then?
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Marconi via Cape Race was the en vogue method of contacting Santa back then I believe.
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As a kid, it was always Father Christmas in our house. Nothing to do with any German connection, just a regional thing, I think. All my mates referred to him as FC too. Never Santa.
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Does he also drive a Porsche panamera?
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Serving suggestion?
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I like that. Chat incoming tonight