You can’t skimp on your comfort 
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I’ll subsidise your ferry to Shetland as a consolation prize!
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surfboard?
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Gotta say, it would seem HIGHLY sensible to postpone this one til the Kung Flu dies down.
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Usually I am pretty loathing of anyone who is unduly risk averse.
Given the health issues I would be reluctant to place anyone at risk.
I’m not bothered. But I would be if I gave anyone else the Lurgy.
He could just fuck off for the weekend and leave the key under the mat.
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It looks like this will have to be postponed. I’ll confirm this later in the week, but the chances of it being on in April are a bit like @Jim’s garage. That is, very slim.
Please keep your sleeping bags for future deployment.
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You know it makes sense 
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Clearly using the fallout from the postponement of my bake-off to cover a bit of bad news. Cuntz.
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Cheeky fuckers! 
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So the £200 Travelodge is now, err, 50p.
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Spent the last 10 minutes struggling to think why a bath salts brand would sponsor a horse race. Before coming back and re-reading.
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This Randox (or at least a part of it)
If they did, it’d have to e Epsom, surely…?
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This is definitely off. The Hope and Smoke is closed and there is no way I’m attempting to cater for the AA’s glitterati using my new kitchen. It would need a total rebuild.
We’ll try again later in the year hopefully.
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Sound decision Ólan. I’m sure any one of us would hate to be an unsuspecting Plague Dog and possibly put you in a worse position than you already are.
The waiting will make it all the better.
Expectation management required 
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