Do you mean a gastroenterologist?
I used to go out with an English teacher. She left me on account of my improper use of the colon.
Probably. But colonologist seems more appropriate in context.
Damn right, I do.
Never knew that, well, truth is couldn’t be arsed, but have now been arsed and filled it in.
At your cervix
Thanks for the responses, folks. I’ve got my answer.
Have I got my answer? Has anyone actually answered my question?
Does anyone actually remember the original question?
DId I even ask a question?
What is a question?
Who am I?
What is my location?
I don’t own a hat - does that mean I’m homeless?
Haven’t you buggered off yet.
I came for the advice.
I’m staying for the abuse.
Don’t come on here with your ridiculously high expectations!
AA: Stockholm Syndrome with added pork.
New favourite AA tagline
I suggest you rewire your stylus with penguin pubes.