One as large as feck version please, black, it’s good for the waistline.
But white makes you look younger. 
A black in L please 
ITT a group of middle-aged men run a serious risk of being mistaken for a hen party.
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Can I have the XL white one? I need something to wear at Cranage.
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Anything in XL left?
If so, I’ll have one, any colour
L Black Sold out - in fact all sold out apart from 1x L White
I’ll have the white then in L.
What sort of cunt doesn’t get XXL+++ sizes?
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this sort of cunt
Exactly, clearly deluded 
Don’t worry, they’ll be appearing on eBay at hyper-inflated prices before you know it. You can have XXL and as many pluses as you like written on the label for £20 extra.
VB
Disappointed there aren’t more Schumann references although, like the masons, some things have to be kept from the public at large. Such knowledge would be dangerous in the wrong hands.
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As the design is published, cheap chinese copies are on their way as we speak.
The design is so exclusive it will dissolve first wash, like a mandala a reminder of impermanence. Pride of ownership will remain unscathed.
Size moaners may take issue, email our suggestion box - we’ll send you a tissue.
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I’ll be bringing my own spiv version for those heavy of wallet but light of sense.
These will lose their shape before the first day is through.
Wash or no wash
Wash ?
VB
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Quite true, l’eau to Lopwell burned stuff can only add to desirability
Do we have designs for next year?
Choice is the enemy of the romantic