Sausage rolls will be big in 2023. As a non seasonal pleasure in combination with fat content and the potential for territorial rage these little piggy’s might blow the house down
Horns. A predictable prediction. it’s simple to suspect renewed vigour following Jim’s bake-off. The first person to cover themselves / their system / wife’s favourite chair in Bitumen will probably have to contend with a permanent erection.
Heatwave - we will all get to bemoan being hot then spend the latter part of the year wishing we were somewhere hot
Pete will single handedly crash the national grid with his next amp
I have already mulled-over biting the horn bullet, but also know -
a) I am far too lazy and incompetent to DIY
2) I cannot begin to afford anything remotely satisfying MCXXVII) Sam will disapprove
) We should have expensive building work starting this year
I predict we might all start having bakeoffs again: all to be held at Jim’s