It’s good to be well prepared but surely they’ll be stale by Christmas Eve?
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Fuck conformity.
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Not very liberal.
This could be the finest yet. No joke. It’s ever so slightly warm. Crumbly.
Zesty fruit with just a slight aftertaste of petrol.
Good ratio’s and a pleasing dusting.
Not convinced of pastry to filling ratio
With my expert hat 
on,I’d give it a 6
You see… The true piesman does not fall into the deep fill is obviously better trap, like a clumsy child or Norman Wisdom just before falling into a manhole.
No. He takes it for what it gives him. Happiness. In October.
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Some people are easily pleased
Here in the south west huge swaths are ready to go to war with the Cornish over pastry and its contents
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I understand the country is poised for further austerity however correct M.P’s require vastly more than a ‘rumor’ of spiced fruits - This effort is the equivalent of going to a brothel for a kiss.
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It’s the beginning of October you cuntz 
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Finest bit of moddering that has happened here in yonks. Shame on Pete for reopening it.
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He doesn’t necessarily like mince pie discussion, he did it to troll me, obvs 
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Prorogue the Mince Pie thread!
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Lady Hale says shaddap face.
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Such joy springs from the humble pie
Lady Hale is a bowler hatted loon. She can cram all the early pies up her orange balloon knot.
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Exhibit A. Aldi pie m’lady.
A really good pie. Avoids the 2 great satans of supermarket pies:
- Weird, artificial fruit taste
- Cloying, undercooked pastry. This is nice and short.
Mouthfeel off the charts @coco
8/10
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Completely true. 
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