Mince Pie Conformist hand wringing and tears

Morrisons deep fill mince pies- save your pennies, dire stuff.

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…aaaand mute

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October.

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I went to early last year so will be starting later and pacing myself this year

It’s time …

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It is not even Halloween yet. Bugger off until the end of November.

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I’ve had loads already - yum!

Bugger off with your time limited food biases.

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You’re on the Pie Statsi radar :policeman:

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Greedy git…

No! Mince pies in October is the work of the devil. Next thing it’ll be Christmas Decorations everywhere before the clocks go back.

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best of both worlds

I give you the mince pie bakewell

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Oh so true…

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Apparently this is the worlds largest mince pie

A first draft to the Guinness world records laced with conniption and bile sits on my bureau. The thrust of this opus work is: Whilst 56,000 calories is to be applauded this cunt is not a pie, it’s a tart with a supposed star. I say supposed because right thinking men will see nothing but a starfish, the cunning signifier of an ass hole which is precisely what Noreen of Barry island has made of your record book.

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Betty can place each one of those in her anus.
Singing detective mince pies and some form of Viennese effort that is a direct affront to pastry.

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I used to make them. along with various other pies and pastries.

Deal with it mofos.

Greggs’ finest.

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