Vile stuff, only enjoyed by people who are nostalgic for school dinners.
Enjoy your ban. 
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Never mind. I’ll have yours 
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Will have tasted better than some we’ve seen here
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What fresh horrors await…?
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Because your mouth is full of 6 pies?
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Nein!
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Greedy bastard!
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Nor very much mincemeat, I fear.
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Sugar encrusted puff pastry 
For.Mince.Pies. = All the wrong
I am a sucker for it on an Eccles Cake though.
Edit: Wait, they’re not normally puff pastry.
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Should be “flaky pastry” or “rough puff” for Eccles cakes.
∆∆ Linked to from Eccles cake main page.
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Calls himself a chef… 
Chorley cakes are the shortcrust equivalent, and (whisper it), they’re better, due to less sugar…
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In her defence she doesn’t eat mince pies 
And if she keeps buying them neither do you.
They are preferable to the bought short crust offerings, at least the pastry doesn’t stick to roof of your mouth like plasticine.