Always been a bit of a fan of the fly cemetery.
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Diabolical.
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The omelette was bad enough but then half a pound of icing sugar on topâŚ
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A chocolate cake recipe that my daughter recently baked had a Kilo, I kid you not ,of icing sugar in it 
. Didnât taste that way though 
Type 2 diabetes can save you from many terrible culinary experiences.
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Yet more proof that chefs cannot be trusted around mincemeat
When you hear chef say âwith a twistâ - flee.
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Why is there a cat screaming in terror on the box? 
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Maybe because itâs read âHand Piped Buttercreamâ and spotted the citrus and (is it a ?) cocoa pod tied to its tail ?
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Ditto âmedleyâ - nothing good ever came from a âmedleyâ⌠
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And TWENTY FUCKING QUID for some mince pies!!!
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Mini pies at that 
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Atrocities like this are why mankind needs to EndâŚ
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Pay cheap pay twice - the Fortnums are usually OK, the postage is an uppercut on the way down. All told a wonderful extravigance
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The small print states âfour flavoursâ of mince pie. Alarm bells 
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I have some questions;
Why is the catâs tail so long?
Why are there oranges,lemons and a hand grenade?
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Agreed, traditional or bin
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